About

I’m a girl who, no doubt like many others, finds some things about life painstakingly annoying. For example, having to sit on the Underground with Mr. Fatso’s crotch directly in eyesight. Or people who post pictures of their hopelessly ugly babies on social media. Or loved up couples for which holding hands or kissing in public isn’t a grand enough personal display of affection, they feel they must dry hump each other on the park bench next to me. To name but a few.

It would appear that this build up of sheer frustration has turned me into a bitter and rantish old cow, and so for catharsis, and some sort of maintenance of my mental health more than any other reason, I have chosen to exorcise these demons by infecting the world wide web with my little bursts of fury. This isn’t for purely selfish reasons though; I am hoping that my rants may strike a chord with any other sane people out there for whom these issues are also a ball-ache.

I have no testicles – so “Why ‘ball-ache’?” I hear you ask. Well, you never heard the phrase “Vagina-ache”, did you? DUHH.

 

Please note – these articles should not be taken tooooo seriously – I don’t want people sending me death threats just because I don’t like cute babies and lovey dovey couples, primarily because I will find out where you live and come and punch you in the fanny.

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3 Responses to “About”

  1. BrainRants November 11, 2012 at 2:37 am #

    Keep blogging!

    • TheBallAcheDiaries November 11, 2012 at 2:54 am #

      Thanks 🙂 I’m trying to figure out how the frigg all this blogging shizzle works and how to get anyone to read my verbal diarrhea without offering sexual favours…

  2. smallworldbigmouth November 29, 2012 at 9:48 pm #

    I agree…keep blogging! Here’s a Liebster award nomination for encouragement http://smallworldbigmouth.wordpress.com/2012/11/29/a-big-thank-you-from-a-big-mouth-liebster-award/

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